I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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