Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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