It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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