Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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