Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
