I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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