Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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