Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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