fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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