im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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