thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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