In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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