Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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