I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You did what with his pubic hair?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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