Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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