I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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