Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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