If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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