She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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