I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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