maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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