Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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