At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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