Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You can't special order awesome
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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