yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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