Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I think i got beer on your cat.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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