i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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