batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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