I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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