You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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