no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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