Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
