there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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