I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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