Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My vagina just recognized that song.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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