STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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