do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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