whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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