I wish I could punch you in the face.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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