What a fucking waste of an outfit
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i love accidental penises.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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