Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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