We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
