I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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