everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Randomize
