Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you had me at cake vodka
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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