I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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