Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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