All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Randomize
