It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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