yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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